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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

forever upset that this was not in the movie

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Goddamn these books are gold mines

Oct 21st 85,887 notes reblog

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

Oct 21st 55,806 notes reblog

charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

Oct 21st 41,879 notes reblog

mattressblowoutsale:

castielsteenwolf:

Moms reaction verse dads reaction

dads just sit around and wait for shit like this

Oct 21st 106,096 notes reblog

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

Oct 21st 495,304 notes reblog
crimical:

duolingo // learn languages for free
rhymezone // type in a word and find words that rhyme
onelook // reverse dictionary
hemingwayapp // check your essay for readability
thesaurus // find synonyms, antonyms and more
planetebook & gutenberg // free ebooks
coursera // free online courses
realtimeboard // a virtual pinboard
pianotte & imslp // free piano sheet music
tunefind // find songs used in movies and tv shows
tothebestof // listen to the top 10 songs of any band or musical artist
omgcatz // download 8tracks playlists
tags.goose // mass tumblr tag replacer
colorpicker // helps you choose #hex colours
wordmark // helps you decide on fonts from your computer
iemoji // copy+paste tool for ios emojis on browsers
simpledesktops & subtlepatterns // simple desktop backgrounds
fount // identify fonts on websites
dafont & googlefonts // places to find lots of fonts
wigflip // pixel speech bubble generator
myfridgefood // check what stuff you have in your fridge and get some recipe ideas
roadtrippers // tool to plan a roadtrip across america
recitethis // turn a quote into a masterpiece
letterboxd // organize the movies you’ve watched, loved and plan on watching
soundrown // listen to various calming sounds
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goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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THANKS FRIEND

Oct 21st 94,102 notes reblog
  • teachers: dont have sex youll die
  • government: dont have sex youll die
  • everyone: dont have sex youll die
  • someone: im asexual
  • everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf
Oct 21st 15,382 notes reblog
the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description
Oct 21st 669,915 notes reblog

vayena:

put him back to normal

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casualghoul:

Petition to have a very gay sports anime *pause for effect* with girls

Oct 21st 15,158 notes reblog
http://flowerlock.tumblr.com/post/100590999468

thexth:

imagine sherlock being scared of spiders

"john. there’s a spider in the bathroom."

"…yeah?"

"i need a shower."

"okay?"

"you… you have to get rid of it."

"why?"

"you just have to."

"sherlock. don’t tell me you’re frightened of sp-"

"JUST do it. please."

and john flushes the…

Oct 21st 2,182 notes reblog

popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

Oct 21st 18,934 notes reblog